“I felt my mind gently lift off into another dimension and land somewhere in the atmosphere.”

Known for banishing stress and a mellow body high, Wedding Pie seemed like the perfect hybrid to prepare me for my errand excursion. Combined with Heavy Hitters’ reputation for potent puffs, I knew I was in good hands, and I eagerly popped open the tube of pre-rolls.

I lifted the first joint to my nose and discovered a woodsy aroma with a light lavender quality that immediately signaled my brain to chill TF out. I then sparked the aromatic joint and took a long draw to completely fill my lungs with the THC goodness. As I took in my first puff, I noticed a very funky flavor with hints of sugary sweetness that lingered on my palate. It was almost like a hoppy beer with a summery twist.

Reveling in the complex flavor and aroma, I continued to toke away until I felt my mind gently lift off into another dimension and land somewhere in the atmosphere—and then I continued to smoke a little more. Once I finished the joint, my mind felt as though it was swaddled in a fluffy robe the size of a cloud, protecting me from any bad juju in the air.

As an unshakeable Zen-like mindset started to take over, I felt prepared for the trip ahead. I floated over to my shoes, slipped them on, and began my journey to the parcel abyss known as UPS. Although, with my shiny new Wedding Pie attitude, it no longer seemed so terrible.

With each step, my body felt light as a feather as my muscles melted over my bones into a warm puddle. But not in a lazy way. It was more like I was floating through space with an effortless ease. The simple five-minute walk became a meditative experience that gave me a sense of mindful joy.

I casually strolled up to UPS, eyes suspiciously low, to discover a line that stretched down the block. Normally, I would have rolled my eyes at the sight, but instead, I simply grinned and took my place in line. It was a warm afternoon with nothing but blue skies, so nothing could shake my good mood.

The line inched forward as the sun beamed down on me, warming my skin with its rays. I felt like a happy lizard soaking it all in without a care in the world. Before I knew it, it was my turn at the service counter.

“Perfect for everything from chilling on the couch at home to tackling stressful situations with calm.”

I shook myself from my lackadaisical state of mind and prepared for the social interaction ahead. I stepped up to the counter and finished my returns with a harmonious ease that stood in stark contrast to my previous UPS experiences. I genuinely wished the attendant a great day, and breezed my way out of there.

As I reveled in the sunny afternoon and began my walk home, I vowed to never make a UPS trip again without an herbal enhancement.

Heavy Hitters Wedding Pie Pre-Roll set me up for success in a way that turned Package Purgatory into a little slice of heaven in the middle of my day. Starting with a funky yet floral aroma, things only went uphill from the first whiff. The high is potent, but if you’re a pro or need some serious relaxation magic, this pre-roll hits the spot. If you can handle it, the effects are warm and comforting yet soothing and sweet. Perfect for everything from chilling on the couch at home to tackling stressful situations with calm, Heavy Hitters delivers a solid pre-roll with flavor-rich smokes. Anytime you want to feel as though you are floating through life, simply spark up one of these and soldier on.