“This joint sent me on a mental tailspin that had me thinking all sorts of wild things.”

Maybe that was the point of this joint. Maybe these KGB Reserve joints are made in a series of non-descript Russian troll farms and distributed to the masses in order to lull them into a state of blissful delirium so the secret Kief Brigade can sneak into our homes and replace our trucker hats with authentic babushkas. Or, this joint sent me on a mental tailspin that had me thinking all sorts of wild things. One thing was certain, however, I would wait hours to clean my burning pot of butternut squash because I didn’t feel like doing much of anything with this high.

This Bambino pre-roll is a sleep-inducing behemoth that’s not recommended for physical acts of strength or studying for your bar exam. It is, however, wonderful for staring at your AppleTV screensaver for a solid hour. It also delivered a colossal case of the munchies. My absurdly decadent order from Fatburger had never tasted so good. If you’re lacking an appetite, this may turn around your fortunes.

“Unless you have the tolerance of a Russian bear, this may very well put your daytime plans on pause, at the very least.”

I finally settled into watching some Netflix. The smell of burnt squash was in the air, and I was at that point surrounded by hamburger wrappers. I felt much like I did in college, except the weed I got then was of much poorer quality. The effects conveyed in the Bambino joint were that of a pure indica. There were times where I felt this high weighing me down. Like someone had placed one of those dental x-ray bibs all over my body and set me adrift on a slow-moving stream. It proved effective in helping me forget about some nagging knee pain, but then it went above and beyond and helped me forget about everything else too.

If you want to check out and visit the land of the lost, these Bambino KGB pre-rolls may be right up your alley. It seems like the right nighttime choice, and part of me wishes I’d tried it then. Unless you have the tolerance of a Russian bear, this may very well put your daytime plans on pause, at the very least. I wouldn’t classify this as an invigorating high by any means. More of a rolling wave of relaxation with a drowsy finish. The effects were long-lasting and best utilized for those with sleep problems. If I had to smoke this over again, I’d sample it at night or in a dacha on the outskirts of an isolated forest. Maybe throw a Ouija board in the mix and a bottle of Stolichnaya to make things really interesting.