“I felt like I was being gently dragged along a white-sand beach by a well-meaning giant. ”

Closing my eyes, I could feel the light from the midday sun fight with the dark of the shady palm tree. Each flickering away behind my eyelids like a silent movie reel playing to an empty theater. It must have hypnotized me to sleep because I could not recall how or when I fell into this deep well of a nap. When I awoke, I wasn’t sure if I’d slept for ten minutes or ten hours. Luckily, I wasn’t the color of a lobster yet so it must not have been that long. It was clear to me that this rosin is adept at turning one’s lights out. As if the smoke from my vaporizer formed a giant fist and frying pan and clonked me upside the head with it (as seen in old-timey cartoons). In other words, if it’s sleep you seek then it’s sleep you shall get.

I would’ve preferred to have taken this at night as the relaxation was a little too deep for me during the day. I still had a few things I needed to accomplish around the house, and it soon became clear that none of it would even be attempted. It wasn’t long before I slowly migrated to my couch and fell into an Xbox One hole. It felt nice to just check out for a while. What this rosin did nicely was untether me from the anxious part of myself and allow me to just wallow in the moment. If you’re looking for a lazy day that casts no troubles you could do no wrong with this offering from Jungle Boys.

The only side effects came in the form of a monstrous appetite and a bit of dry eye. When I say a monstrous appetite, what I mean is I ordered an entire large pizza which I consumed in one sitting. This concentrate had clearly let out the gluttonous side in me. It was a devil-may-care attitude that one deserves every so often.

“Nebulous, vast in its potential, and if you have too much of it you’ll fall asleep with chocolate stains on your shirt.”

This heavy-headed buzz had a long and steady duration. When I spoke with my wife, I felt like I was on a time delay, as if she were interviewing me from Earth and I was replying to her from a space station. I think I was starting to understand why this was called Space Age Cake. I found it had qualities of both space and a delicious cake. Nebulous, vast in its potential, and if you have too much of it you’ll fall asleep with chocolate stains on your shirt.

Never did I feel any panic or anxiousness with this rosin. This is a calming and almost sedative-like product that’s perfect for unwinding and targeting pain. It wasn’t until well after my high had subsided that my neck issues returned. During all that relaxation, I hadn’t even noticed how my chronic pain had disappeared and isn’t that the point? Therein lies the beauty of this concentrate, by clearing out the rubble of your mind it allows you to fall deep within yourself and ultimately transcend the physical.