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Goodship Tart Cherry Pastilles

Highlights

Goodship's Tart Cherry Pastilles lean more on the mild side with a calm, soothing high. They're perfect for outdoor hangouts and gluing together mood boards. There's a social buzz to them that can boost your conversations, but the aftertaste can provoke the compulsion to chug your water bottle.

Ranking
Ranked 168 of 232 in Edibles for feeling Relaxed.

The Proper Report

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The info below is based on at least four sessions completed by Proper Cannabis Committee members.

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Pre-flight Characteristics
Aroma

-

Flavor

Cherry
Sour


Effects Felt During Ratings

Relaxed

Focused

Euphoric

Relief

Energized


Potency Measurement

Head High

Subtle

Body High

Medium


The Score
74

Ranked 168 of 232 in Edibles for feeling Relaxed.

Flavor
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Aftertaste
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Experience
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Tart Cherry Pastilles
Product Information

Before the committee gets their hands on the product and formally rates it, the Proper team scrapes the product packaging, scours the internet, and occasionally calls the brand directly to hunt down the most accurate information about each product.

Cannabinoids

10mg THC

Flavor

Cherry
Sour

Allergens

None

Serving Size

4 pastilles

Package Contents/Qty

40 pastilles (100mg THC)

Dietary Labels

-

Side Effects

-

Shelf Life

-

Ingredients

Powdered sugar, carbonated water, citric acid, pectin, natural cherry flavor, natural food coloring, cannabis extract

Nutrition Facts
Calories 15
Total Fat 0g (0% DV)
Sat Fat 0g (0% DV)
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol 0mg (0% DV)
Sodium 0mg (0% DV)
Carbohydrates 4g (1% DV)
Fiber 0g (0% DV)
Sugars 3g
Protein 0g
Vitamin A 0% DV
Vitamin C 0% DV
Calcium 0% DV
Iron 0% DV

Review

All Aboard The Giggle Ship

Prepare to find everything hilarious.

As a former budtender and cannabis writer, I have sampled a lot of weed in my day. I love the versatility of the plant in all its consumable forms, but my favorite is rolling up beautiful nugs. Joints are my thing, what can I say? That said, I do turn to edibles for sleepless nights, bad cramps, and high-stress moments. Before I tried Goodship’s Tart Cherry Pastilles, I wasn’t experiencing any physical pain or mental disturbance. However, I was feeling a little fatigued, so I decided to see how these edibles would affect my mood and body on a sunny day of running errands.

Goodship’s cherry pastilles smell nothing like cherries and exactly like bubblegum.

My first reaction upon seeing these little edibles was, “Wow, these look like drugs!” The four small pink pellets I received looked as though all they were missing was the signature imprint of a dolphin or alien. Like the drugs one might pick up before a rave, they did not seem to be trying to be very appealing in terms of aesthetics, smell, or taste. And like party drugs, they did provide a giddy, uplifting high despite not tasting great.

Goodship’s cherry pastilles smell nothing like cherries and exactly like bubblegum—don’t ask me why or how, but they do. I'm generally not into the super artificial smell or taste of candy, but I was impressed by how much these pastilles smelled like regular bubblegum and not weedy bubblegum. The taste, however, differed drastically from the smell. They tasted as chalky as they looked, and since powdered sugar is the main ingredient, they’re not super easy to swallow. While the pastilles smelled like bubblegum, the flavor was actually that of artificial cherry and citrus. The chalky texture and bitter, artificial taste were not pleasant, and since each pellet only contained 2.5mg of THC, I had to struggle through four pieces to get to my preferred dose of 10mg.

After flushing the aftertaste with a lot of water, I decided to get some errands done and take advantage of the sun before the effects hit me. When the high kicked in an hour later, I was pleasantly surprised. Usually 10mg would be a very small dose for me as a seasoned consumer, and typically I would expect to feel either no effect or only a slight, sedated effect. This edible did provide a noticeable body relaxation. The feeling was more like when you’re coming down from a high and you’re just on the cusp of sobriety except that it was prolonged for a couple hours.

Almost every joke would make me laugh until I cried. 

This subtle, relaxed high worked well with my agenda of doing necessary but not strenuous activities. I was able to breeze through responding to texts that had piled up, filling out my day planner for the upcoming week, along with enjoying a good meal and getting some sunshine. I’ll add that the pastilles also left me feeling super giggly—almost every joke would make me laugh until I cried. In my mind, the laughter and clear-headedness offset the unpleasant taste and texture.

When I took a 10mg dose of pastilles at night, I was more aware of the sedating effects and found it helped me ease into a peaceful night of sleep. Although I definitely felt sedated, I still felt noticeably more giggly than usual. I may have dismissed it as late night delirium if my daytime high hadn’t confirmed the results. So, while Goodship’s pastilles don’t have much appeal in terms of texture and taste, they will show you a giggly good time. 

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