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Zendo Honey Cocoa Almonds

Highlights

Zendo's Honey Cocoa Almonds taste like a movie theater snack but pack a heavy weed buzz. The high is borderline intoxicating while still delivering an increase in focus and relaxation that'd be perfect for a day outdoors. Be warned, the high can creep up on you, so start with one or two nuts and wait a couple hours to see how you feel before eating more.

Ranking
Ranked 120 of 232 in Edibles for feeling Relaxed.

The Proper Report

As our committee rates Honey Cocoa Almonds, we capture their experience in real time through our ratings app and report everything back here.

The info below is based on at least eight sessions completed by Proper Cannabis Committee members.

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Pre-flight Characteristics
Aroma

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Flavor

Honey
Chocolate
Nutty


Effects Felt During Ratings

Relaxed

Focused

Euphoric


Potency Measurement

Head High

Medium

Body High

Medium


The Score
79

Ranked 120 of 232 in Edibles for feeling Relaxed.

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Honey Cocoa Almonds
Product Information

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Cannabinoids

25mg THC

Flavor

Honey
Chocolate
Nutty

Allergens

Tree Nuts
Honey

Serving Size

1/4 box

Package Contents/Qty

1.5oz (100mg THC)

Dietary Labels

All Natural
Gluten Free

Side Effects

-

Shelf Life

-

Ingredients

Cannabis oil, raw almonds, cocoa powder, honey, cinnamon

Nutrition Facts
Calories 229
Total Fat 18.6g (29% DV)
Sat Fat 1.4g (7% DV)
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol 0mg (0% DV)
Sodium 86mg (4% DV)
Carbohydrates 12.9g (4% DV)
Fiber 2.9g (11% DV)
Sugars 8g
Protein 7.1g
Calcium 85.7mg
Potassium 228.6mg

Review

How To Keep Calm Over Tornado Alley

These almonds are the jam for anyone seeking discreet, easily dosed, mild highs.

Taking a big dose of edibles first thing in the morning is really not something I do regularly, unless I’m traveling or employing the edibles for medicinal purposes. 

Though the risk of getting too strong a dose remains present with many cannabis-infused treats, you don't need to have any fear in the case of Zendo’s easily poppable honey cocoa almonds. Each serving is infused with roughly 2.5mg of THC—a mild sweet spot that can be upped or downgraded depending on your mood.

In my humble opinion, the Zendo almonds are killer for precise, controlled dosing throughout the day and provided me with a moderate boost without weighing me down. Keeping it chill is ideal for beginners, and the discreet nature is more in line with normalization than many other edible cannabis products. Basically, if you’re looking to activate stealth mode or get semi-stoned without the whole office knowing, Zendo has the hookup.

They will please heavy hitters and low-dosers alike. It's all in how many you eat.

After a small dose to get through a working morning, I saved my remaining almonds for a larger dose to take on the flight home later in the week. Regarding the whole experience, the flavor is my only issue. To me, they seem to lack any notable honey or cocoa presence, though you can really taste the cannabis in these. The almonds themselves were very average and yummy, though it might be a wise move to mix these into a trail mix or some other snack in order to mask the weedy flavors.

Thankfully, weed tech is finally catching up with those of us who seek lower-dose options. I appreciate that these almonds were so snackable. Many other low-dose products either come in mint or candy form with the cannabis being the main draw—not flavor. In the case of Zendo's honey cocoa almonds, they would be just as enjoyable even if they contained zero cannabis. That's an impressive feat for any edible, let alone one of this small stature. 

Despite picking up some slight dry mouth, I found the almonds to provide a very clean buzz. For this reason, I wholeheartedly think they will please heavy hitters and microdosers alike. It's all in how many you eat. Hours into what I thought was a boring flight, they had me feeling baked but not anxious. This came in handy when major turbulence started shaking us up and keeping calm was my number one priority. So, I have to hand it to Zendo for getting me through both TSA and safely over tornado alley without having a panic attack.

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