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Product Details
- Cannabinoids
- 33.3% THC
- Flavor
- Fruity, Lavender
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The effect profile of Chemistry Pink Jesus Live Resin Infused Pre-Roll is based on 3 user reviews.
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Expert Review
A Pre-Rolled Religious Experience
Review by Luca Belloiu
Apr 02, 2021 · 5 min read
How I smoked half a Pink Jesus Joint and discovered there is no center.
IN REVIEW: Chemistry’s Hybrid Pink Jesus Pre-Roll is incredibly potent. A total “this is not your grandpa’s ganja” joint. If you’re the type of person who thinks they have a top-tier tolerance, give this a shot and be ready to give your heavyweight status a second thought. The combination of
Let me just get right to the point. After smoking barely half of this joint, I may have left my physical body behind. Like, I remember walking and turning around to ask myself to catch up at one point. Long story short, the Pink Jesus Live Resin Infused Pre-Roll got me about as high as I can ever remember being.
Not since dropping acid in high school with my buddies, Matt and Vern, at a place called the Creative Playground in Clifton, NJ have I come as undone as I did with this dimension changer of a pre-roll. That’s almost a thirty-year gap mind you. Between then and now, I imagined things were business as usual. I now know there are states of being that totally flip one’s perception of damn near everything.
“I started to realize the walk in the park was quickly turning into an interdimensional spin cycle.”
I’m betting the makers of Pink Jesus had an inkling of the potential potency of this pre-roll, and after some sort of communal toke ceremony they no longer wanted to call it some catchy name and quickly realized it could only be referred to as something that offers a religious experience. All I can say is, if God left us his only son to conjure up a world where he can have a direct landline to our collective consciousness by combining both chemistry and horticulture, then to Pink Jesus I say, bravo. I say bravo, but I also say holy shit, because this colossus should’ve come with a bible and instructions. Instead, uncannily, it’s a lot like life. You’re thrust into it. There’s no manual. There’s only you, your idea of you, and the space you inhabit at any given moment. Pink Jesus was here to stay, and at one point, I stopped being high or low and just traveled inward.
Don’t get me wrong, if you want to get high, this will get you high. So high in fact that you may wish you’d never even suggested the idea of being high in the first place—BUT you can find a lot of
Tell them you shouldn’t be gone long, and that you’ll be thinking of them while you're gone. Don’t forget to feed the chickens or cows, and give your beloved one last sweet embrace before you set out towards an amber sky, punctuated with the fragments of your darkest dreams. While this path is fraught with peril, and believe you me I had to sift through a lot of stuff, it’s a path that can take you to some really far out places.
I had the silly notion that I was going to just puff on this pre-roll while out for a leisurely stroll. Then maybe after bottling up the second half, I’d go on an extended mini-hike up to the cozy-looking postcolonial on the hill with the terra cotta fountain out front that I like so much. What actually occurred was about three minutes after putting Pink Jesus away, I started to realize the walk in the park was quickly turning into an interdimensional spin cycle. I quickly decided to cut my walk short and head back to the comfort of home.
I must have forgotten that I was bringing myself along, as it soon dawned on me that the idea of comfort and solid ground were mere constructs of a mind that were undergoing heavy renovation. This pre-roll was starting to lay down some revelations, and what followed was a cascade of profundity and pain, followed by more profundity and pain, and by the end all I felt what that I was like that first guy who went over Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel and lived to tell the tale. The space between exultation and disintegration got narrower and narrower.
“Throughout this turbulent high, I was uncovering a lot of stuff with no room for petty concerns.”
Throughout this turbulent high, I was uncovering a lot of stuff with no room for petty concerns. My singular focus was just getting through it all, and hoping I’d pick up some cool tips along the way. This means if you’re seeking solace from physical pain, this will help you. If you’re seeking an escape from the 9-5 blues, this will help you. If you want to time travel, this will help you. If it’s sleep you seek, this will help you, but not until you’ve gone through some stuff. The sleep hits you once the ride comes to a complete stop. Keep in mind, I have a middling tolerance. If it takes a lot for you to get high, maybe start with this and see if it saves you some time.
Pink Jesus by Chemistry is not for the faint of heart. As the name suggests, the likelihood of you meeting your maker is real. Profound insights are to be had, and I would not categorize this as a fun high for the average user. It’s for people who like to explore lost worlds, and don’t mind having their asses kicked in the process. It’s also a total schedule-clearer. Don’t smoke this at 1pm and think you’ll be cool to pick up little Timmy from soccer practice at four because you won’t be. Practice restraint, and you shall be rewarded. Heaven help you.
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