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Cereal Milk Terpenes, It’s What’s For Dinner
Review by Luca Belloiu
Feb 16, 2023 · 3 min read

This flavorful terp sugar from CBX is a soothing and slumber inducing way to end your day.

IN REVIEW: Cannabiotix's Cereal Milk live resin terp sugar is a deliciously potent hybrid concentrate featuring sweet berry and vanilla flavors and 81.04% THC. This soothing, indica-leaning hybrid provides a cerebral high that helps with relaxation, focus, pain relief, and even aphrodisiac effects for those looking to add some bud to their bedroom routine. So snag this ideal choice for unwinding after a long day, and substitute that glass of wine for a supremely chill evening.

This concentrate from Cannabiotix exudes rich notes of sweet berries and vanilla. It tasted like Fruit Loops on steroids, instantly transporting me back to simpler times when the day's toughest decision was which Saturday morning cartoon to watch. Alas, we are older now and have jobs that we are expected to attend regularly. That's where this decadent-tasting Cereal Milk live resin terp sugar comes in.

As a stress reliever, this gets top marks. After a long day, I turned to this as a way to wind down and relax. This hybrid enveloped me like a weighted blanket, providing a cerebral high that made me want to do nothing more than shut off the world and catch up on shows that have long lingered on my Netflix queue. "It's time," I whispered to my television. 

What I enjoyed about this high was that it maintained a focusing effect, allowing me to actually absorb the storyline. Sometimes I can binge an entire season without following anything. I found this to be a potent and clean high that offered no brain fog or anxiety. A truly chill vibe pervaded the entire experience.

It should also be mentioned that if you are into performing the horizontal mambo with a significant other, or even a not-so-significant other, this terp sugar can put you in the mood. It acts as a real aphrodisiac, so maybe vape this bad boy up on Valentine's Day, when you get your tax return, or on just any regular Tuesday if you've got it like that.

As an analgesic, I appreciated how this concentrate affected my bones, quieting their dominion over my psyche like a strict schoolmarm. I could no longer hear the distant cries of my creaky knee, battered ankle, or chronically messed-up shoulder. 

Instead, I fell into a harmonious cloud of etherealness where lingering pains held no sway, and the only thoughts on my mind were, "Why are there ads on a streaming service I pay for? Where is the delivery man with my Chow Mein? I wonder if my wife will let me touch her butt right now." It's the simpler things that come to the forefront, and I, for one, appreciated that.

While it's billed as a hybrid, I found this Cereal Milk to lean more towards the indica side of things. Calming, soothing, and ultimately a great conduit for the deep sleep I apparently needed. A perfect choice for Netflix and chilling, with an emphasis on the chilling. 

It also makes a fine alcohol substitute for those nights when you typically have a glass of wine or two to settle in. This concentrate tests at 81.04% THC, but I found it manageable and even clarity-inducing. 

If you have some work to get done but still crave a pleasant high, this should allow you to accomplish tasks without the clouded mind of some THC buzzes. This is a high for luxuriating and rewarding yourself after a tough day at the office or a grueling workout at the gym.