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The Cone Of Happiness
Review by Luca Belloiu
Feb 03, 2023 · 4 min read

These Delta-8 infused candy cones from Baked Bags are a small slice of heaven.

In Review: Each ice cream cone tip edible from Baked Bags comes with 25mg of Delta-8 THC for a tasty treat offering a heavy high. The onset hits fast at about the 15-20 minute mark, and you can expect bursts of euphoria and energy that make for a fun experience from start to finish. Great for getting into nature, socializing or anything that would be benefitted by an interminable good mood, we can’t help but love that the best part of any ice cream cone can now get you stoned. And with six total cones per pack, this is a Baked Bag that can really take you places through an aimless weekend.

I’m not gonna lie. I ate one of these with a glass of milk for breakfast. I felt like I was seven years old and the only thing missing was me wearing a onesie as Santa came down the chimney. As wholesome as it all sounds, this high hit me quick before it catapulted me into a prolonged state of bliss. Which, come to think of it, is also wholesome in its own way.

The taste is pure cookies and cream, and were I not a lightweight when it comes to edibles, I would have gladly eaten the entire bag. But maybe it’s best I didn’t, as I was feeling all 25mgs of D8 THC by the 20-minute mark. It’s okay though because I knew I had my breakfast set up for the remainder of the week.

The effect of this sweet tasting edible was total stress relief from start to finish.

I can’t stress enough that this is an ideal way to start the day if you are looking to get things done and connect with people on a level that is usually not incumbent for an early morning. Cut to me walking my dog and waving to everyone as if I were in some mind altering Norman Rockwell painting. “Well good evening officer!” “Top of the morning to you neighbor!” “My, don’t you look radiant today Mrs. Amazon driver.” It was a whole lot of that, and after the previous week I had, that was A-Okay with me.

The effect of this sweet tasting edible was total stress relief from start to finish. I could not even conjure up a negative thought if I tried, and my reaction time to things that typically aggravate me was stretched out before me so I could simply recognize where my attention was focused and move on with my day. It made all the difference in keeping me out of the doldrums.

In fact, my entire concept of time felt a bit warped, but in a good way. I felt detached from things I should do, and needed to do, as I simply sank into the moment with a wide-eyed enthusiasm that seemed to permeate my every pore. There is an undeniable energy to these infused cones, and at first it caught me off guard as I had to keep my hands on the mental reins a bit. 

But when I eased into it I was in a really great place. Music was playing, the dog was being walked, emails were being sent out, I got in some deep stretching, and I even caught up with a few friends via telephone call. An actual telephone call, not texts. Amazing, I know.

The vibrancy of it left me in a state of awe at times

This is a go-getter of a high that never seemed to stray into anxiousness or existential dread. The vibrancy of it left me in a state of awe at times. Trees swaying in the wind became giant masts gathering strength for a voyage that we were both on. A total sense of unity pervaded the high, and it carried over into lunchtime where I developed the sort of famished feeling reserved for turn-of-the-century coal miners. Basically, to say this builds up an appetite is an understatement. Though it in fact builds up many things, chief of them is your desire to simply connect with others and the environment.

I did not set out on any nature treks while on this because I did not know how 25mgs would hit me, but now that I do know, that will be next on my docket. I imagine these edible treats can pay dividends in the presence of grand vistas or wooded paths.

So whether your goal is to be isolated in nature or engaged with friends, I think these cones will help you find a place of happy co-existence.  



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