Keep your eye on the slushy machine. Watch its paddles moving effortlessly through the blue goo. How do they keep that stuff frozen? Isn’t that the same machine that they put nacho cheese in? Those nachos are actually not that bad, especially if you add some relish and shit from the hot dog section. Oh yeah, we’re talking about slushies. The blue flavor is definitely the best. I’ve never seen a blue raspberry, but if they taste anything like those slushies they’re probably damn good. Did they have blue raspberries on Willy Wonka’s edible wallpaper? That shit would so not fly these days; a bunch of kids lined up, licking the wall, are you fucking kidding me? Luckily, Super Wow Blue Raspberry Drops are a lot more straightforward than all that. You might find your mind wandering while you stare at the hypnotizing label, but there’s no worries here; just don’t forget to put the cap back on tight, if you spill these drops you’ll be totally bummed out.