In a market full of edibles designed for maximum stoniness, Satori’s CBD-Rich Salted Caramel Almonds are a blissful reprieve. And yes, this Satori confection provides some semblance of stoniness, but it’s the complex cognitive agility that this sweet bite provided that has me so excited. There are an incalculable number of edibles on the shelves of our local dispensaries that will get us stoned to the bone, but Satori’s CBD-rich almonds are for a smaller percentage of users, users who require something more mature than a blissful psychoactive experience. I mean, being stoned to the bone is super fun and all, but have those products ever helped you dominate a creative project with laser focus, crystalized clarity, and almost supernatural intuition and responsiveness? Because, honey, the entourage effect is real and Satori is out here improving my creative function and cognitive clarity three chocolate-covered almonds at a time.

“This is a mature, nuanced take on the chocolate-covered-nut genre of candy.”

The quality of Satori’s chocolate is superb. A rich, silky, perfectly tempered jacket of dark chocolate surrounds a fat California almond, toasted with a modest suggestion of salted caramel that lingers at the finis...