Our mystery flavor isn’t some factory reject; it tastes so damn good that if we told people what it was, it would become the biggest trend of the year 2000 (assuming Y2K is a hoax. It is a hoax, right?). We’re not sellouts, so we’re keeping it under wraps. The only way to find out what it is is to guess it. Also, if you guess right, we’ll send you some free shit. It’s really a win-win. Oh, and our mystery flavor changes with each batch, so you can keep coming back fresh; more delicious drops, more guesses, more prizes. Maybe we’ll develop an award for the longest-running-best-guesser and you’ll get a spot in our hall of fame or something. See, we’re still coming up with new ideas, that’s how fresh Mystery Drops are.