FORIA Pleasure Within
Weed Lube Gave Me +1 Orgasms And A Ke$ha Boner
Review by Crissy Milazzo
Dec 10, 2018 · 7 min read
I planned a night full of post-BBQ sex, lube, and secret pop shows. What could possibly go wrong?
“THC, Coconut oil—oh my god.”
“What? What does it say?”
“The third ingredient listed is ‘love.’”
So began my saga with Foria, a lube made of—you guessed it—weed, coconut oil, and an abstract concept that’s the subject of just about every pop song ever made. My friend was cradling the relatively tiny $88 spray bottle in her hand, reading the ingredients aloud, and laughing her ass off. Already, no one was taking my weed lube review mission seriously.
Foria won’t get you high in the “head high” way that you experience when you smoke. It’s meant to be used as a topical to enhance sex by making the vagina—for lack of better words—more chill. Users say they experience a feeling of muscle relaxation and tingling that makes it easier to have an orgasm or multiple orgasms. Instead of being like the “tampon soaked in vodka” express lane to blackout city of college folklore, Foria is like giving your vagina an edible and telling it to calm down for a few hours.
I snatched the bottle back.
“I really don’t know what love has to do with this—”
“Foria is like giving your vagina an edible and telling it to calm down for a few hours.”
My friend cackled. Luckily, her cynical ass wouldn’t be the one using the weed lube with me. A guy friend who I’d slept with before agreed he’d partake. I was...