“My mind was finely tuned to puzzle-solving as a result of this hoppy CBD-heavy drink.”

As I plucked these suckers from tight corners, I caught a glimpse of my reflection in the kitchen window and realized I was turning into my father. The only things I was missing were the white New Balance shoes and fishing themed T-shirt.

Dear old dad was a Coors man, and he never did think much about the healing ways of mother ganja. Luckily for all of us, times have changed. Today’s modern man is a delicate beast of paleo diets, designer sneakers, and medicated elixirs. This offering from Lagunitas reimagines beer while tapping into our new health-conscious culture.

I definitely felt less groggy or bloated than I would after a traditional beer, and my focus was a lot clearer. I don’t mean to brag, but I finished the previous Monday’s New York Times crossword puzzle (the easiest day) in record time. At the very least this should tell you that my mind was finely tuned to puzzle-solving as a result of this hoppy CBD-heavy drink. So maybe crack open one of these before you sit down for a long evening of code-breaking or Sudoku solving. At any rate, none of that would even be attempted had this been a regular bottle of beer.

This Lagunitas & AbsoluteXtracts hoppy mashup tastes like a very light Hefeweizen with a spring in its step. It has refreshing notes of grapefruit and a bold aftertaste that lends it some true character. It’s a delicately balanced drink that perfectly straddles the line between craft beer and a sparkling beverage. I could have cleared a six-pack of these while I did my chores and still logged an afternoon workout before the end of the day. Unlike dear old dad, who finished a sixer of Rocky Mountain bullets before halftime of the Sunday morning football game, only to fall asleep by the 4th quarter. Sometimes he could be found in the dog bed of our beloved Saint Bernard, Otis. Later in life Otis became our legal guardian, but that’s not a very interesting story.

The effects of this cannabis drink were mostly soothing in nature. All 20mgs of the cannabinoids I drank were starting to wash over me like a cool breeze. The subtle buzz started in my feet and worked its way up to my head, not unlike those shiatsu chairs you find at the mall. The kind that dig into your problem areas for a dollar a minute and suddenly shut off right as it starts getting good. Like most CBD-heavy products, the life of this high was brief but effective.

“The subtle buzz started in my feet and worked its way up to my head, not unlike those shiatsu chairs you find at the mall.”

It put me in the sort of relaxing mood that’s tailor-made for a Sunday at home. I was clear-headed and content from the onset, and there was little danger of getting too high by cracking open a few more. At only two total milligrams of THC per 12oz. bottle, this is a user-friendly cannabis beer that soothes rather than sedates. With glimpses of euphoria, this drink is a nice choice to take with you to the beach, the slopes, or to just kick back in your own yard to watch the sunset.

I see an Oktoberfest for medicated-beer aficionados somewhere in the not too distant future, with lederhosen and cannabis as far as the eye can see, and an Oompah band with a very chill jazz drummer. A world where bar fights are a thing of the past and hangovers have been eradicated. It’s a lofty dream, but Lagunitas more than makes its case with their Hi-Fi Hops brew.