Birthday Cake Will Make You Celebrate
Use these joints like candles on your cake, and light ‘em up to make your wishes come true.
IN REVIEW: Birthday Cake Pre-Rolls from Stone Road provide a strong, quick-hitting head high at 20.74% THC. The balanced nature of this hybrid should make freakouts rare, and anyone in the sharing circle should be solid for a puff or two, but those with a low tolerance may want to bow out after that. Keep these in the glovebox for a spontaneous hike or night out.
As someone with a serious sweet tooth, cake has got to be my favorite confection to consume. So when I found out I would have the blessed opportunity to inhale birthday cake cannabis, it was my inner child and adult self meeting for the first time in perfect harmony.
“Taste-wise, I loved the nutty and savory flavors found in this flower and could smoke it all day.”
Was it my birthday? No. But there’s always a reason to celebrate. Now, birthday cake flower unfortunately doesn’t actually taste or smell like birthday cake, but it was still delicious to consume. Let’s start with the aroma–like pine and cheese. Who would’ve thought they could create such a phenomenal mix! I caught myself taking deep inhale after deep inhale to get more of this in my system. A full cannabis experience starts with the smell and look of the bud. If it smells and looks good, there’s a high chance it’s going to smoke good too. Taste-wise, I loved the nutty and savory flavors found in this flower and could smoke it all day.
My first experience with this strain started off a bit rocky. I smoked it in between work Zoom calls and didn’t realize how strong it was until I was on my next call, and I had to keep reminding myself that I was on camera, LOL. I was hella spacey, which I don’t normally mind, but definitely recognized that this high was more for zoning out than getting work done. Luckily it was near the end of the workday and I spent the rest of my high outside in the grass using my stargazer app to view constellations in the sky. It just felt right to be outside in the fresh air, especially since we were still quarantined. Any chance to get outside for a bit, I’m taking it. This high made me want to explore, explore, explore, but stargazing in the daytime would suffice until I could go on a proper adventure.
“This high made me want to explore, explore, explore, but stargazing in the daytime would suffice until I could go on a proper adventure.”
I was more prepared for session two, and I went the route of celebratory self-care. It was a cloudy day outside, so I decided a long bubble bath and a movie was the ultimate move. I put a ridiculous amount of bubbles in my bath because that was the vibe, which doubled as part of my entertainment, making bubble shapes and feeling like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman when she took a swim in Edward’s gigantic tub. Birthday Cake gave me the creative visuals I needed to daydream about my future home, which must include a huge tub that can fit two people so I can wrap my legs around them and give proper physical therapy for the bargain price of love.
Overall, once you figure out what type of setting works best for different strains, you’re in the clear and on your way to pure happiness. But we test these for a reason, and I know I won’t be reaching for this when I have a deadline, but I’ll hit a fat bong rip when I wrap the project and can allow my mind to wander.